STINKO 2006
Personal Hash Trash/Comments/Recollections
| From: | Melissa Doxtater <marmotkarma@yahoo.com> |
| To: | readingh3@yahoogroups.com |
| Subject: | [READINGH3] My weekend at Stinko |
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As the afternoon progressed, I watched the people start flooding in. I heard many complaints that the beer was to be tapped @ 1pm, but we had a bit of a late start on that. Apparently Sister was to do a down down for not being prompt on this one, but I don't think it ever happened. Just Melissa arrived, & we unpacked her things. We tented together, & had GREAT views of all things going on around us! I honestly think our favorite had to be Parrothead in his Homer Simpson slippers, & white robe. Every time he bent over.......I'll leave you w/ that. I had visited Big Rig, who lended me a small metal bat. It was kind of a bit of a joke, but I was found upon awakening w/ a big smile on my face, holding this thing in my hand Sat morning! No I DID NOT use it as a male substitute, but it was a good thing I suppose no one startled me in the middle of the night! Due to Wild Cherry's unfortunate events, I took his place in the 70's era. Bad Semen saw our stash of Absolute's & Galliano, & immediately asked me if we were making Harvey Wallbangers. He mentioned he liked those, "back in the day"... Just Melissa & I got dressed in our 70's fashion. Take in mind I DO NOT do well in heels. So trudging back & forth to our stop up hill in the woods, was comical to say the least. We made 150 Harvey Wallbangers. We had quite the assembly going on between us. We headed back to the rec hall for circle. Bad Semen & Horn spotted me in my 70's plaid jumper, just said -"Look at ANGEL!" After Doodle explained the markings, someone yelled "Hares off!" & Just Melissa & I ran out the front door, to me PLOWING (I mean this literally) over Beefeater. I helped her up, & asked if she was ok. She looked & me & yelled "How'd I know that would be you?", & "I didn't spill a drop of my drink!" And we were off. After arriving to our era, I'm looking at the disco ball wondering how in the hell are we going to spin that? It was only about 12ft up in the air. Glass Ass had so kindly put one up for us. Then Screw Drive Her came, & we waited patiently. We see a very faint glowing light coming our way, & Doodle was arriving. (She had laid the whole trail). As we were waiting, we noticed the biggest Caterpillar along one of the straws & decided to leave it there. Who would become our victim? Well, I don't remember who- but someone did, & there was no complaints, so they must have not even noticed their situation. After MANY stumbles, of falling over each other, the pack moved on! Fri night was settled up, w/ a lot of fire jumping by KGB. Now that was a show! I traveled up do Deathwishes food wagon w/ Lil' Sperm Aid, & Mary Ann, & we hung out there for a good part of the evening. I do remember a scene of something similar from the night of the living dead, as there was no more food, & I closed the window on quite a few folks, & they started licking the glass..... After 3 hours of sleep, I was ready for our olympics to start. Eager Beaver, & Mary Ann yelled at me to get over there on their team. I was stunned that any of the taller wanks could even squeeze through my short little legs. And Eager Beaver... where the heck were you going after you circled the bat 5 times? WE'RE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!! I also remember Mary Ann gave me a spank on the hiney- next time HARDER!!!!! ;} Let's see now the real fun begins. The drunkard tank! She Cames had a wonderful display of antics, I remembered some folks flocking around Licky Me's pierced nip, & of course this makes the 2nd year in a row that it ended up being a free for all trying to get me in. Deathwish so lovingly announced I was dead, but wasn't up to par till his last throw??? Lunch, then trail!!!!!!!!!!!! Lil' Sperm Aid & I decided we'd do trail together. We followed Cause through the woods. That was fun!!! Then we met up w/ everyone at the Turkey Eagle /Trail. And who arrives??? Everyday Asshole! Lil' Sperm Aid & myself gabbed & watched, & realized everyone was leaving. COGO runs back, & says you want to go this way! So we were off. As we got to the power line hill, we looked up & saw the steepest hill I've been up in a while. After getting to the treeline, we realize we're barely half way up. I was yelling "F**k you, you F**king F**ks as my rear & calves were on fire! The pack & BN every time we got to one was gone. We were yelling leave us some beer damn it! Then as we crested the next power line we see them all below us. Now we could have followed trail, but we decided to short cut over the cliff of rocks. Bushrat looked at us from below. By the look on his face, I can only imagine what he was thinking. As I ended up flying down through loose rocks, I stood up to hear Lil' Sperm aid, laughing at my rear. Hear my pants were split half way across. Yeah well, I have patches. We then caught up w/ Glass Ass, Doodle, Wing Nuts, & Ex Pistol. The flour trail basically ended. We search a huge perimeter around us, & it's gone. So we trecked through the woods, & finally found camp. Circle was beginning. Ahhh- there was Mary Ann, waking up from his nap! How he didn't get a down down for that one, I don't know. Dinner was eaten, & the band began to play. I had went to my tent, & came back through to being attacked by someone resembling my husband. Oh- but wait! It was Gopher Poker! He had dropped of the kids, & was up to see how much fun I was having w/o him! The fire was going & we ventured down through. We sang an interesting jingle on Bull Sh*t, & watched Flour City, trash a wanker. He awakened, to his neck duck taped to his chair, whip cream all over him along w/ 1/2 a bag of check mix, His shoes tied to his chair, & so when he tried getting up, well you can all imagine. I was exhausted at this point, & made my way to bed. Most people were gone by the early AM. I didn't leave until I got to witness, the breakfast crew in thongs. Thanks H5 for another year of Stinko! What great fun! ANGEL! |