SOCIETY OF KILTED HASHERS

"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men wear kilts."

Before I started hashing, I am fairly certain that I never gave a moment's thought to ever wearing a kilt. I definitely enjoy my Irish heritage and had nothing against the garment - it was simply outside my frame of reference.

Soon after my hashing career began, I noticed that several of the Nitwit Valley idjuts seemed perfectly comfortable in their sport kilts.

Being a renaissance man with no natural fear of trying new things, and curious about the seemingly unending reactions from women at the site of the kilted, I decided to purchase one.

This decision corresponded with a road trip to a hash weekend in Charlotte. Standing in their huge circle in the shadow of the stadium, I mentioned to the harriet next to me that I just ordered my first kilt. She turned to me and asked, with the straightest of faces, if I knew about the hash tradition that was required to earn the right to wear the kilt. Not having heard this tale, she eagerly began to explain.

The story was that a prospective hashing kilt wearer had to find an existing kilted wanker and reach up under his kilt and grab his ass.....in public and during a circle!

This seemed above and beyond the call of duty. I was still new enough that I did not fully comprehend that most hashers have a sense of humor and devious nature that goes way beyond most mortal humans.

Who was I to break decades of hash tradition? At her egging, I reluctantly consented to this supposed ritual. As the circle was about to close, I was running out of time. Thankfully, I did get the inspiration to get a fast 2nd opinion from the sole person at the hash that I had met before. She almost pissed her shorts when I told her that story. As we both turned towards the bimbo who had spun the tale, we could see her bent over in laughter.

Needless to say, I didn't grab any ass and my first kiltarrived soon after I returned home. Now, several "sport" kilts and one traditional kilt later - I am a huge fan.

People admire someone who has the kahunas to wear the kilt. it is always a conversation starter. it allows parts of the body to breathe - parts that have been trapped in shorts and trousers ( or as Utilikilt says, "bifurcated garments") for all too many years.

Most photo are hyperlinked to the individual's page or larger sized image of what is here

ACDC - Reading HHH

ANAL LICK IT ALL (left) -

Summit HHH (with fellow Society Brother DOG E. STYLE)

A.N.G.E.L. - Reading HHH

AIR SPANKER 1 -

Over The Hump HHH

ASS GAGGER - Austin HHH

ATEAPUSS COMPLEX - Lehigh Valley H3

BARKING SPIDERS UP INSIDE HER - Tidewater HHH

BEAVER BREATH - Ft Worth HHH

BEAVER FEVER - Lehigh Valley

BENWA - Denver HHH

BIGRIG - Reading HHH

BIKE BITCH - Brevard HHH

BONER MALFUNCTION -

Thirstday HHH Chicago

BRRR - Austin HHH

BLAWB LAWB LAWB LAWB - Reading

BUBBLE CUMM - Ft Worth HHH

BUTT BROWN ALE - White House HHH

BUTT PIRATE - Hbg/Hershey HHH

CHAPPED LIPS - Hbg/Hershey HHH

CHLORINE WILL KILL EVERYTHING - DC Travelling Road Whores

CHIEF BROWN CLOUD - White House HHH

CHUCK E CHEEKS - Colorado HHH

COGO: CLAP ON, GETS OFF - Hbg/Hershey HHH

COCK O DOODLE DONT - Hbg & Reading HHH

CUM ARTIST - Tampa Bay HHH

CUM UNION - Tampa Bay & Austin HHH

DECOY - Reading HHH

DEEP THROAT - San Diego

DICK ON A STICK - Hbg & Reading

DODIC -

Comment by But His Nut on April 22, 2008: Why does Dodic always have the HOT CHICKS?

DOG E. STYLE - Summit HHH

DROPKICK SMURPHY - Carolina Trash HHH

DUKE OF HURL - Pittsburgh HHH

EAGER BEAVER - Hbg/Hershey

EARLY WITHDRAWL - Reading HHH

11BO - Sembach, Germany & Yellow Brick Road, KS

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE - Reading HHH

EX PISTOL

FACIAL - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

FART CONNOR - Hbg/Hershey HHH

FIRE IN THE HOLE (left) -Emerald Coast HHH

FUCKIN STUPID - BVHD Fl HHH

GIMME A DICK! - White House HHH

GOO LITE SPECIAL - Tampa Bay HHH

GUAMARHEA BALLS - Knuckledragger HHH

HAPPY MEAL - Brevard HHH

HERE FOR THE GANGBANG - Carolina Trash HHH

HERMAPHRODICK

- Sembach Germany HHH

HERR DOKTOR WANG - El Paso HHH

HORNY AGAIN - Sin City HHH

HORNY HANDS - Philadelphia HHH

HOT LIPS - Grand Rapids HHH

IBLOW - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

IMAGINE MY ERECTION (right)- Emerald Coast/Ft Walton Beach HHH

I THINK OF YOU WHEN I MASTERBATE - Kimchi / Pikes Peak HHH

JACK RABBIT SLIM - Big Hump HHH

JACK OFF OF ALL TRADES -

Minneapolis HHH

JELLO - Reading HHH

JUSTCORRINDA - Hbg/Hershey HHH

JUST LAYS THERE - Reading HHH

KGB - Pittsburgh HHH

LICK MY TRUNK - Reading HHH

LITTLE ORAL ANNIE (with EVERYDAY ASSHOLE) - NY

MACETERBATER - BFE, Iraq

MACHO LIBRE - Happy Heretics HHH

MAS PENIS POR FAVOR - San Diego (with GB to her left)

MISSED PENETRATION - Sacramento HHH

MY LIL BONEY - Surf City HHH

NASCOCK -

Colorado Kimchi/Pike's Peak HHH

NUTLESS PROFESSOR -

Southwest OK Taint HHH

ORGAN GRINDER - Caroline Trash HHH

OVEREXPOSED - Reading HHH

OXYMORON - Jolly Roger HHH

PALM PILOT - El Paso & Burlington HHH

PEACE O'CHUM - White House/Everydays Wednesday/Baltimore-Annapolis HHHs

PINK PUSSY - Pecan City, NO, Okinawa

PIPPI SCHLONGSTOCKING -

Nittany Valley HHH

PORK TORPEDO -

Teign Valley HHH

PORT O'PUSSY -

Savannah HHH

PROBING SEX KNAVE - New Orleans HHH

PUERTO RICAN JEW -

San Antonio / Austin

PUKE PANTHER -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

RACING STRIPES -

Jolly Roger HHH

RAINBLOW-NOT-SO-BRITE -

US Forces Worldwide

RASH - Ben Franklin MOB

RECTAL EXPRESS -

Minneapolis HHH

RODEO F*CK

THE S&M MAN -

Ben Franklin MOB HHH (with Europe'an On Me fondling his sporran)

SECOND COMING - Lehigh Valley HHH

SHUT YER MANHOLE - Colorado USA

SIDESHOW JESUS -

Ithaca & Middle Georgia H4

SIX OF NINE -

FHAC-U / SillyCon Valley

SNOWBALL - Denver HHH

SPANK MY SPUD -

Peach Fuzz HHH

SPERM DIVERSION - Okinawa HHH

SQUAT N SWALLOW -Savannah HHH

SWEET CHEEKS - Tulsa HHH

SWINGS BOTH WAYS (left) -

Eerie HHH

(with NEW SHOES, CHOCOLATE STARFISH,SCHLABOTNIK THE RUSSIAN SAUSAGE MULLET)

STICKY BUNZ - Hbg/Hershey HHH

TAKES IT UP THE EH

TOUR DE PUKE -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

TRAILER TRASH

TUB SLUT - New York HHH

TURD BURD - Okinawa

TWO LIPS IN THE BUSH

U.P.S. - Seoul HHH

WEBELO SCOUT (r) with BUTT PIRATE

WHEN HAIRY MET SCROTUM - Phoenix

WHIP IT OUT -

Motown/Ann Arbor HHH

CROTCH DUSTER, ASS PACKET, COCK TENDER - Brevard Co. H3

Generic Nitwit Valley Kilted

Pork Screw, TuTu Fairy, Floppy - Nitwit Valley

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE, JUSTCORRINDA, LICK MY TRUNK, OVEREXPOSED

The Railroad House - Sinking Spring PA

16March08 - Reading #698

FIST FLUFFER (Camo) & MASETERBATER

Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION

Baghdad Interhashers 2008

Yes, I know a kilt is a MALE garment but how can you NOT like females in "kilty" garments?

PRACTIKILT [I know nothing about this company other than their kilts are made in India]

UTILIKILT (5/2006 note: Utilikilts has no problem marketing to every conceivable group of people including poofter conventions but they have now decided to ban any customer photos that include ANY gun - firearm, BB, pellet,etc. MANY people have decided to no longer buy from this company. Due to overwhelming complaints they have rescinded this decision. I stand by my commitment to never again purchase a UK - knowing that their reversal was due to financial reasons and not because they realized they were wrong)