
SOCIETY OF KILTED
HASHERS
"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men wear kilts."
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Before I started hashing, I am fairly certain that I never gave a moment's thought to ever wearing a kilt. I definitely enjoy my Irish heritage and had nothing against the garment - it was simply outside my frame of reference.
Soon after my hashing career began, I noticed that several of the Nitwit Valley idjuts seemed perfectly comfortable in their sport kilts.
Being a renaissance man with no natural fear of trying new things, and curious about the seemingly unending reactions from women at the site of the kilted, I decided to purchase one.
This decision corresponded with a road trip to a hash weekend in Charlotte. Standing in their huge circle in the shadow of the stadium, I mentioned to the harriet next to me that I just ordered my first kilt. She turned to me and asked, with the straightest of faces, if I knew about the hash tradition that was required to earn the right to wear the kilt. Not having heard this tale, she eagerly began to explain.
The story was that a prospective hashing kilt wearer had to find an existing kilted wanker and reach up under his kilt and grab his ass.....in public and during a circle!
This seemed above and beyond the call of duty. I was still new enough that I did not fully comprehend that most hashers have a sense of humor and devious nature that goes way beyond most mortal humans.
Who was I to break decades of hash tradition? At her egging, I reluctantly consented to this supposed ritual. As the circle was about to close, I was running out of time. Thankfully, I did get the inspiration to get a fast 2nd opinion from the sole person at the hash that I had met before. She almost pissed her shorts when I told her that story. As we both turned towards the bimbo who had spun the tale, we could see her bent over in laughter.
Needless to say, I didn't grab any ass and my first kiltarrived soon after I returned home. Now, several "sport" kilts and one traditional kilt later - I am a huge fan.
People admire someone who has the kahunas to wear the kilt. it is always a conversation starter. it allows parts of the body to breathe - parts that have been trapped in shorts and trousers ( or as Utilikilt says, "bifurcated garments") for all too many years.
Take the plunge....join the Society of
Kilted Hashers!! -OE

Click for an interesting article from the September 2005 Budget Travel magazine - How To Buy A Kilt In Scotland
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12/2009: Note: No new pics are being added to this page. The SOCIETY is now operating at our site at hashspace. See you there!
Most photo are hyperlinked to the individual's page or larger sized image of what is here
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ACDC - Reading HHH
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ANAL LICK IT ALL (left) - Summit HHH (with fellow Society Brother DOG E. STYLE)
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A.N.G.E.L. - Reading HHH
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AIR SPANKER 1 - Over The Hump HHH
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ASS GAGGER - Austin HHH
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ATEAPUSS COMPLEX - Lehigh Valley H3
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BARKING SPIDERS UP INSIDE HER - Tidewater HHH
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BEAVER BREATH - Ft Worth HHH |
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BEAVER FEVER - Lehigh Valley
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BENWA - Denver HHH
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BIGRIG - Reading HHH
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BIKE BITCH - Brevard HHH
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BONER MALFUNCTION - Thirstday HHH Chicago
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BRRR - Austin HHH
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BLAWB LAWB LAWB LAWB - Reading
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BUBBLE CUMM - Ft Worth HHH
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BUTT BROWN ALE - White House HHH
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BUTT PIRATE - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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CHAPPED LIPS - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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CHLORINE WILL KILL EVERYTHING - DC Travelling Road Whores
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CHIEF BROWN CLOUD - White House HHH
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CHUCK E CHEEKS - Colorado HHH
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COGO: CLAP ON, GETS OFF - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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COCK O DOODLE DONT - Hbg & Reading HHH
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CUM ARTIST - Tampa Bay HHH
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CUM UNION - Tampa Bay & Austin HHH
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DECOY - Reading HHH
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DEEP THROAT - San Diego
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DICK ON A STICK - Hbg & Reading
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DODIC -
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DOG E. STYLE - Summit HHH
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DROPKICK SMURPHY - Carolina Trash HHH |
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DUKE OF HURL - Pittsburgh HHH
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EAGER BEAVER - Hbg/Hershey
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EARLY WITHDRAWL - Reading HHH
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11BO - Sembach, Germany & Yellow Brick Road, KS
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EVERYDAY ASSHOLE - Reading HHH
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EX PISTOL
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FACIAL - Boulder Flatlanders HHH
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FART CONNOR - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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FIRE IN THE HOLE (left) -Emerald Coast HHH
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FUCKIN STUPID - BVHD Fl HHH
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GIMME A DICK! - White House HHH
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GOO LITE SPECIAL - Tampa Bay HHH
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GUAMARHEA BALLS - Knuckledragger HHH |
HAPPY MEAL - Brevard HHH
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HERE FOR THE GANGBANG - Carolina Trash HHH
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HERMAPHRODICK - Sembach Germany HHH
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HERR DOKTOR WANG - El Paso HHH
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HORNY AGAIN - Sin City HHH
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HORNY HANDS - Philadelphia HHH
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HOT LIPS - Grand Rapids HHH
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IBLOW - Boulder Flatlanders HHH
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IMAGINE MY ERECTION (right)- Emerald Coast/Ft Walton Beach HHH
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I THINK OF YOU WHEN I MASTERBATE - Kimchi / Pikes Peak HHH
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JACK RABBIT SLIM - Big Hump HHH
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JACK OFF OF ALL TRADES - Minneapolis HHH
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JELLO - Reading HHH
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JUSTCORRINDA - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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JUST LAYS THERE - Reading HHH
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KGB - Pittsburgh HHH
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LICK MY TRUNK - Reading HHH
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LITTLE ORAL ANNIE (with EVERYDAY ASSHOLE) - NY
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MACETERBATER - BFE, Iraq
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MACHO LIBRE - Happy Heretics HHH
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MAS PENIS POR FAVOR - San Diego (with GB to her left) |
MISSED PENETRATION - Sacramento HHH
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MY LIL BONEY - Surf City HHH
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NASCOCK - Colorado Kimchi/Pike's Peak HHH
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NUTLESS PROFESSOR - Southwest OK Taint HHH
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ORGAN GRINDER - Caroline Trash HHH
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OVEREXPOSED - Reading HHH
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OXYMORON - Jolly Roger HHH
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PALM PILOT - El Paso & Burlington HHH
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PEACE O'CHUM - White House/Everydays Wednesday/Baltimore-Annapolis HHHs
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PINK PUSSY - Pecan City, NO, Okinawa
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PIPPI SCHLONGSTOCKING - Nittany Valley HHH
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PORK TORPEDO - Teign Valley HHH
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PORT O'PUSSY - Savannah HHH
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PROBING SEX KNAVE - New Orleans HHH
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PUERTO RICAN JEW - San Antonio / Austin
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PUKE PANTHER - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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RACING STRIPES - Jolly Roger HHH
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RAINBLOW-NOT-SO-BRITE - US Forces Worldwide
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RASH - Ben Franklin MOB
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RECTAL EXPRESS - Minneapolis HHH
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RODEO F*CK
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THE S&M MAN - Ben Franklin MOB HHH (with Europe'an On Me fondling his sporran)
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SECOND COMING - Lehigh Valley HHH
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SHUT YER MANHOLE - Colorado USA
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SIDESHOW JESUS - Ithaca & Middle Georgia H4
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SIX OF NINE - FHAC-U / SillyCon Valley
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SNOWBALL - Denver HHH
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SPANK MY SPUD - Peach Fuzz HHH
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SPERM DIVERSION - Okinawa HHH
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SQUAT N SWALLOW -Savannah HHH
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SWEET CHEEKS - Tulsa HHH |
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SWINGS BOTH WAYS (left) - Eerie HHH (with NEW SHOES, CHOCOLATE STARFISH,SCHLABOTNIK THE RUSSIAN SAUSAGE MULLET)
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STICKY BUNZ - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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TAKES IT UP THE EH
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TOUR DE PUKE - Hbg/Hershey HHH
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TRAILER TRASH
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TUB SLUT - New York HHH
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TURD BURD - Okinawa
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U.P.S. - Seoul HHH
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WEBELO SCOUT (r) with BUTT PIRATE
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WHEN HAIRY MET SCROTUM - Phoenix
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WHIP IT OUT - Motown/Ann Arbor HHH |
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CROTCH DUSTER, ASS PACKET, COCK TENDER - Brevard Co. H3
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Generic Nitwit Valley Kilted Pork Screw, TuTu Fairy, Floppy - Nitwit Valley
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EVERYDAY ASSHOLE, JUSTCORRINDA, LICK MY TRUNK, OVEREXPOSED The Railroad House - Sinking Spring PA 16March08 - Reading #698 |
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FIST FLUFFER (Camo) & MASETERBATER
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Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION
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Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION
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Baghdad Interhashers 2008 |
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JUST BECAUSE
Yes, I know a kilt is a MALE garment but how can you NOT like females in "kilty" garments?
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KILT LINKS (clickable)
SPORT KILT ( the #1 kilt of hashers! )
http://www.trewscots.com/Index.aspx
PRACTIKILT [I know nothing about this company other than their kilts are made in India]
KILT FORUM & OTHER WISDOM - www.xmarksthescot.com
UTILIKILT (5/2006 note: Utilikilts has no problem marketing to every conceivable group of people including poofter conventions but they have now decided to ban any customer photos that include ANY gun - firearm, BB, pellet,etc. MANY people have decided to no longer buy from this company. Due to overwhelming complaints they have rescinded this decision. I stand by my commitment to never again purchase a UK - knowing that their reversal was due to financial reasons and not because they realized they were wrong)
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