SOCIETY OF KILTED HASHERS

"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men wear kilts."

Before I started hashing, I am fairly certain that I never gave a moment's thought to ever wearing a kilt. I definitely enjoy my Irish heritage and had nothing against the garment - it was simply outside my frame of reference.

Soon after my hashing career began, I noticed that several of the Nitwit Valley idjuts seemed perfectly comfortable in their sport kilts.

Being a renaissance man with no natural fear of trying new things, and curious about the seemingly unending reactions from women at the site of the kilted, I decided to purchase one.

This decision corresponded with a road trip to a hash weekend in Charlotte. Standing in their huge circle in the shadow of the stadium, I mentioned to the harriet next to me that I just ordered my first kilt. She turned to me and asked, with the straightest of faces, if I knew about the hash tradition that was required to earn the right to wear the kilt. Not having heard this tale, she eagerly began to explain.

The story was that a prospective hashing kilt wearer had to find an existing kilted wanker and reach up under his kilt and grab his ass.....in public and during a circle!

This seemed above and beyond the call of duty. I was still new enough that I did not fully comprehend that most hashers have a sense of humor and devious nature that goes way beyond most mortal humans.

Who was I to break decades of hash tradition? At her egging, I reluctantly consented to this supposed ritual. As the circle was about to close, I was running out of time. Thankfully, I did get the inspiration to get a fast 2nd opinion from the sole person at the hash that I had met before. She almost pissed her shorts when I told her that story. As we both turned towards the bimbo who had spun the tale, we could see her bent over in laughter.

Needless to say, I didn't grab any ass and my first kiltarrived soon after I returned home. Now, several "sport" kilts and one traditional kilt later - I am a huge fan.

People admire someone who has the kahunas to wear the kilt. it is always a conversation starter. it allows parts of the body to breathe - parts that have been trapped in shorts and trousers ( or as Utilikilt says, "bifurcated garments") for all too many years.

12/2009: Note: No new pics are being added to this page. The SOCIETY is now operating at our site at hashspace. See you there!

Most photo are hyperlinked to the individual's page or larger sized image of what is here

ACDC - Reading HHH

ANAL LICK IT ALL (left) -

Summit HHH (with fellow Society Brother DOG E. STYLE)

A.N.G.E.L. - Reading HHH

AIR SPANKER 1 -

Over The Hump HHH

ASS GAGGER - Austin HHH

ATEAPUSS COMPLEX - Lehigh Valley H3

BARKING SPIDERS UP INSIDE HER - Tidewater HHH

BEAVER BREATH - Ft Worth HHH

BEAVER FEVER - Lehigh Valley

BENWA - Denver HHH

BIGRIG - Reading HHH

BIKE BITCH - Brevard HHH

BONER MALFUNCTION -

Thirstday HHH Chicago

BRRR - Austin HHH

BLAWB LAWB LAWB LAWB - Reading

BUBBLE CUMM - Ft Worth HHH

BUTT BROWN ALE - White House HHH

BUTT PIRATE - Hbg/Hershey HHH

CHAPPED LIPS - Hbg/Hershey HHH

CHLORINE WILL KILL EVERYTHING - DC Travelling Road Whores

CHIEF BROWN CLOUD - White House HHH

CHUCK E CHEEKS - Colorado HHH

COGO: CLAP ON, GETS OFF - Hbg/Hershey HHH

COCK O DOODLE DONT - Hbg & Reading HHH

CUM ARTIST - Tampa Bay HHH

CUM UNION - Tampa Bay & Austin HHH

DECOY - Reading HHH

DEEP THROAT - San Diego

DICK ON A STICK - Hbg & Reading

DODIC -

Comment by But His Nut on April 22, 2008: Why does Dodic always have the HOT CHICKS?

DOG E. STYLE - Summit HHH

DROPKICK SMURPHY - Carolina Trash HHH

DUKE OF HURL - Pittsburgh HHH

EAGER BEAVER - Hbg/Hershey

EARLY WITHDRAWL - Reading HHH

11BO - Sembach, Germany & Yellow Brick Road, KS

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE - Reading HHH

EX PISTOL

FACIAL - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

FART CONNOR - Hbg/Hershey HHH

FIRE IN THE HOLE (left) -Emerald Coast HHH

FUCKIN STUPID - BVHD Fl HHH

GIMME A DICK! - White House HHH

GOO LITE SPECIAL - Tampa Bay HHH

GUAMARHEA BALLS - Knuckledragger HHH

HAPPY MEAL - Brevard HHH

HERE FOR THE GANGBANG - Carolina Trash HHH

HERMAPHRODICK

- Sembach Germany HHH

HERR DOKTOR WANG - El Paso HHH

HORNY AGAIN - Sin City HHH

HORNY HANDS - Philadelphia HHH

HOT LIPS - Grand Rapids HHH

IBLOW - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

IMAGINE MY ERECTION (right)- Emerald Coast/Ft Walton Beach HHH

I THINK OF YOU WHEN I MASTERBATE - Kimchi / Pikes Peak HHH

JACK RABBIT SLIM - Big Hump HHH

JACK OFF OF ALL TRADES -

Minneapolis HHH

JELLO - Reading HHH

JUSTCORRINDA - Hbg/Hershey HHH

JUST LAYS THERE - Reading HHH

KGB - Pittsburgh HHH

LICK MY TRUNK - Reading HHH

LITTLE ORAL ANNIE (with EVERYDAY ASSHOLE) - NY

MACETERBATER - BFE, Iraq

MACHO LIBRE - Happy Heretics HHH

MAS PENIS POR FAVOR - San Diego (with GB to her left)

MISSED PENETRATION - Sacramento HHH

MY LIL BONEY - Surf City HHH

NASCOCK -

Colorado Kimchi/Pike's Peak HHH

NUTLESS PROFESSOR -

Southwest OK Taint HHH

ORGAN GRINDER - Caroline Trash HHH

OVEREXPOSED - Reading HHH

OXYMORON - Jolly Roger HHH

PALM PILOT - El Paso & Burlington HHH

PEACE O'CHUM - White House/Everydays Wednesday/Baltimore-Annapolis HHHs

PINK PUSSY - Pecan City, NO, Okinawa

PIPPI SCHLONGSTOCKING -

Nittany Valley HHH

PORK TORPEDO -

Teign Valley HHH

PORT O'PUSSY -

Savannah HHH

PROBING SEX KNAVE - New Orleans HHH

PUERTO RICAN JEW -

San Antonio / Austin

PUKE PANTHER -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

RACING STRIPES -

Jolly Roger HHH

RAINBLOW-NOT-SO-BRITE -

US Forces Worldwide

RASH - Ben Franklin MOB

RECTAL EXPRESS -

Minneapolis HHH

RODEO F*CK

THE S&M MAN -

Ben Franklin MOB HHH (with Europe'an On Me fondling his sporran)

SECOND COMING - Lehigh Valley HHH

SHUT YER MANHOLE - Colorado USA

SIDESHOW JESUS -

Ithaca & Middle Georgia H4

SIX OF NINE -

FHAC-U / SillyCon Valley

SNOWBALL - Denver HHH

SPANK MY SPUD -

Peach Fuzz HHH

SPERM DIVERSION - Okinawa HHH

SQUAT N SWALLOW -Savannah HHH

SWEET CHEEKS - Tulsa HHH

SWINGS BOTH WAYS (left) -

Eerie HHH

(with NEW SHOES, CHOCOLATE STARFISH,SCHLABOTNIK THE RUSSIAN SAUSAGE MULLET)

STICKY BUNZ - Hbg/Hershey HHH

TAKES IT UP THE EH

TOUR DE PUKE -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

TRAILER TRASH

TUB SLUT - New York HHH

TURD BURD - Okinawa

U.P.S. - Seoul HHH

WEBELO SCOUT (r) with BUTT PIRATE

WHEN HAIRY MET SCROTUM - Phoenix

WHIP IT OUT -

Motown/Ann Arbor HHH

CROTCH DUSTER, ASS PACKET, COCK TENDER - Brevard Co. H3

Generic Nitwit Valley Kilted

Pork Screw, TuTu Fairy, Floppy - Nitwit Valley

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE, JUSTCORRINDA, LICK MY TRUNK, OVEREXPOSED

The Railroad House - Sinking Spring PA

16March08 - Reading #698

FIST FLUFFER (Camo) & MASETERBATER

Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION

Baghdad Interhashers 2008

Yes, I know a kilt is a MALE garment but how can you NOT like females in "kilty" garments?

PRACTIKILT [I know nothing about this company other than their kilts are made in India]

UTILIKILT (5/2006 note: Utilikilts has no problem marketing to every conceivable group of people including poofter conventions but they have now decided to ban any customer photos that include ANY gun - firearm, BB, pellet,etc. MANY people have decided to no longer buy from this company. Due to overwhelming complaints they have rescinded this decision. I stand by my commitment to never again purchase a UK - knowing that their reversal was due to financial reasons and not because they realized they were wrong)