SOCIETY OF KILTED

    HASHERS   

 

"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be.  These men wear kilts."


 


 


 

Before I started hashing, I am fairly certain that I never gave a moment's thought to ever wearing a kilt. I definitely enjoy my Irish heritage and had nothing against the garment - it was simply outside my frame of reference.

Soon after my hashing career began, I noticed that several of the Nitwit Valley idjuts seemed perfectly comfortable in their sport kilts.

Being a renaissance man with no natural fear of trying new things, and curious about the seemingly unending reactions from women at the site of the kilted, I decided to purchase one.

This decision corresponded  with a road trip to a hash weekend in Charlotte.  Standing in their huge circle in the shadow of the stadium, I mentioned to the harriet next to me that I just ordered my first kilt.  She turned to me and asked, with the straightest of faces, if I knew about the hash tradition that was required to earn the right to wear the kilt.  Not having heard this tale, she eagerly began to explain.

The story was that a prospective hashing kilt wearer had to find an existing kilted wanker and reach up under his kilt and grab his ass.....in public and during a circle!

This seemed above and beyond the call of duty. I was still new enough that I did not fully comprehend that most hashers have a sense of humor and devious nature that  goes way beyond most  mortal humans.

Who was I to break decades of hash tradition?  At her egging, I reluctantly consented to this supposed ritual. As the circle was about to close, I was running out of time. Thankfully, I did get the inspiration to get a fast 2nd opinion from the sole person at the hash that I had met before. She almost pissed her shorts when I told her that story. As we both turned towards the bimbo who had spun the tale, we could see her bent over in laughter.

Needless to say, I didn't grab any ass and my first kiltarrived soon after I returned home. Now, several "sport" kilts and one traditional  kilt later - I am a huge fan.

People admire someone who has the kahunas to wear the kilt. it is always a conversation starter. it allows parts of the body to breathe - parts that have been trapped in shorts and trousers ( or as Utilikilt says, "bifurcated garments") for all too many years.

Take the plunge....join the Society of Kilted Hashers!!      -OE                                                                                                                                                                                                


"The Empowerment Of The Kilt"


Click for an interesting article from the September 2005 Budget Travel magazine - How To Buy A Kilt In Scotland



 

MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY

 

 

 


Most photo are hyperlinked to the individual's page or larger sized image of what is here

 

 

ACDC - Reading HHH

 

ANAL LICK IT ALL (left) -

Summit HHH (with fellow Society Brother DOG E. STYLE)

 

 

 

A.N.G.E.L. - Reading HHH

 

 


AIR SPANKER 1 -

Over The Hump HHH

 

 

 

ASS GAGGER - Austin HHH

 

 

 

ATEAPUSS COMPLEX - Lehigh Valley H3

 

BARKING SPIDERS UP INSIDE HER - Tidewater HHH

 

BEAVER BREATH - Ft Worth HHH

 

BEAVER FEVER - Lehigh Valley

 

 

 

 

BENWA - Denver HHH

 

 

 

BIGRIG - Reading HHH

 

BIKE BITCH - Brevard HHH

 

BONER MALFUNCTION -

Thirstday HHH Chicago

 

 

 

BRRR - Austin HHH

 

 

 

 

BLAWB LAWB LAWB LAWB - Reading

 

 

 

 

BUBBLE CUMM - Ft Worth HHH

 

 

BUTT BROWN ALE - White House HHH

 

 

 

 

BUTT PIRATE - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

CHAPPED LIPS - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

CHLORINE WILL KILL EVERYTHING -     DC Travelling Road Whores

 

 

 

CHIEF BROWN CLOUD - White House HHH

 

 

 

CHUCK E CHEEKS - Colorado HHH

 

 

COGO: CLAP ON, GETS OFF - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

COCK O DOODLE DONT - Hbg & Reading HHH

 

 

 

CUM ARTIST - Tampa Bay HHH

 

 

 

CUM UNION - Tampa Bay & Austin HHH

 

DECOY - Reading HHH

 

DEEP THROAT - San Diego

 

 

DICK ON A STICK - Hbg & Reading

 

 

 

 

DODIC -

 

Comment by But His Nut on April 22, 2008: Why does Dodic always have the HOT CHICKS?

 

DOG E. STYLE - Summit HHH

 

DROPKICK SMURPHY - Carolina Trash HHH

DUKE OF HURL - Pittsburgh HHH

 

 

EAGER BEAVER - Hbg/Hershey

 

 

EARLY WITHDRAWL - Reading HHH

 

 

 

11BO - Sembach, Germany & Yellow Brick Road, KS

 

 

 

 

 

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE - Reading HHH

 

 

 

 

EX PISTOL

 

FACIAL - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

 

FART CONNOR - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

FIRE IN THE HOLE (left) -Emerald Coast HHH

 

 

FUCKIN STUPID - BVHD Fl HHH

 

 

GIMME A DICK! - White House HHH

 

GOO LITE SPECIAL - Tampa Bay HHH

 

GUAMARHEA BALLS - Knuckledragger HHH

 

HAPPY MEAL - Brevard HHH

 

 

 

HERE FOR THE GANGBANG - Carolina Trash HHH

 

HERMAPHRODICK

 - Sembach Germany HHH

 

 

 

 

HERR DOKTOR WANG - El Paso HHH

 

 

 

 

 

 

HORNY AGAIN - Sin City HHH

 

HORNY HANDS - Philadelphia HHH

 

 

HOT LIPS - Grand Rapids HHH

 

 

 

 

IBLOW - Boulder Flatlanders HHH

 

 

 

 

 

IMAGINE MY ERECTION (right)- Emerald Coast/Ft Walton Beach HHH

 

I THINK OF YOU WHEN I MASTERBATE - Kimchi / Pikes Peak HHH

 

 

JACK RABBIT SLIM - Big Hump HHH

 

 

JACK OFF OF ALL TRADES -

Minneapolis HHH

 

 

JELLO - Reading HHH

 

 

 

 

JUSTCORRINDA - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

JUST LAYS THERE - Reading HHH

 

 

KGB - Pittsburgh HHH

 

 

LICK MY TRUNK - Reading HHH

 

 

LITTLE ORAL ANNIE (with EVERYDAY ASSHOLE) - NY

 

 

MACETERBATER - BFE, Iraq

 

 

 

 

 

MACHO LIBRE - Happy Heretics HHH

 

 

 

 

MAS PENIS POR FAVOR - San Diego (with GB to her left)

MISSED PENETRATION - Sacramento HHH

 

MY LIL BONEY - Surf City HHH

 

 

 

 

 

NASCOCK -

Colorado Kimchi/Pike's Peak HHH

 

 

 

 

NUTLESS PROFESSOR -

Southwest OK Taint HHH

 

ORGAN GRINDER - Caroline Trash HHH

 

OVEREXPOSED - Reading HHH

 

 

OXYMORON - Jolly Roger HHH

 

 

PALM PILOT - El Paso & Burlington HHH

 

 

 

 

PEACE O'CHUM - White House/Everydays Wednesday/Baltimore-Annapolis HHHs

 

 

 

PINK PUSSY - Pecan City, NO, Okinawa

 

 

PIPPI SCHLONGSTOCKING -

Nittany Valley HHH

 

 

PORK TORPEDO -

Teign Valley HHH

 

 

 

 

PORT O'PUSSY -

Savannah HHH

 

 

 

PROBING SEX KNAVE - New Orleans HHH

 

PUERTO RICAN JEW -

San Antonio / Austin

 

 

 

PUKE PANTHER -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

 

 

 

RACING STRIPES -

Jolly Roger HHH

 

 

 

RAINBLOW-NOT-SO-BRITE -

US Forces Worldwide

 

 

RASH - Ben Franklin MOB

 

 

 

 

RECTAL EXPRESS -

Minneapolis HHH

 

 

 

RODEO F*CK

 

THE S&M MAN -

Ben Franklin MOB HHH (with Europe'an On Me fondling his sporran)

 

 

SECOND COMING - Lehigh Valley HHH

 

 

 

 

SHUT YER MANHOLE - Colorado USA

 

 

 

SIDESHOW JESUS -

Ithaca & Middle Georgia H4

 

 

 

 

SIX OF NINE -

FHAC-U / SillyCon Valley

 

 

 

 

SNOWBALL - Denver HHH

 

 

 

 

 

SPANK MY SPUD -

Peach Fuzz HHH

 

 

 

 

SPERM DIVERSION - Okinawa HHH

 

 

 

 

SQUAT N SWALLOW -Savannah HHH

 

SWEET CHEEKS - Tulsa HHH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SWINGS BOTH WAYS (left) -

 Eerie HHH

(with NEW SHOES, CHOCOLATE STARFISH,SCHLABOTNIK THE RUSSIAN SAUSAGE MULLET)

 

 

 

 

 

STICKY BUNZ - Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

 

TAKES IT UP THE EH

 

TOUR DE PUKE -

Hbg/Hershey HHH

 

TRAILER TRASH

 

 

 

TUB SLUT - New York HHH

 

 

 

 

TURD BURD - Okinawa

 

 

TWO LIPS IN THE BUSH

 

 

U.P.S. - Seoul HHH

 

 

 

WEBELO SCOUT (r) with BUTT PIRATE

 

 

 

 

WHEN HAIRY MET SCROTUM - Phoenix

 

 

WHIP IT OUT -

Motown/Ann Arbor HHH

 
 

 

 

     
       

 

CROTCH DUSTER, ASS PACKET, COCK TENDER - Brevard Co. H3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Generic Nitwit Valley Kilted

Pork Screw, TuTu Fairy, Floppy - Nitwit Valley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EVERYDAY ASSHOLE, JUSTCORRINDA, LICK MY TRUNK, OVEREXPOSED

The Railroad House - Sinking Spring PA

16March08 - Reading #698

 

FIST FLUFFER (Camo) & MASETERBATER

 

 

Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION

 

Photo from: IMAGINE MY ERECTION

 

Baghdad Interhashers 2008

       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       

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JUST BECAUSE

Yes, I know a kilt is a MALE garment but how can you NOT like females in "kilty" garments?

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 KILT LINKS (clickable)

SPORT KILT  ( the #1 kilt of hashers! )

STILLWATER KILTS

AMERIKILT

http://www.trewscots.com/Index.aspx

KILT MART

PRACTIKILT  [I know nothing about this company other than their kilts are made in India]

R KILTS

USA KILTS

CLAN McBUBBA

TARTAN WEEK NYC  2008

KILT WEARING TUTORIAL

KILT FORUM & OTHER WISDOM - www.xmarksthescot.com

UTILIKILT (5/2006 note: Utilikilts has no problem marketing to every conceivable group of people including poofter conventions but they have now decided to ban any customer photos that include ANY gun - firearm, BB, pellet,etc.  MANY people have decided to no longer buy from this company. Due to overwhelming complaints they have rescinded this decision.  I stand by my commitment to never again purchase a UK - knowing that their reversal was due to financial reasons and not because they realized they were wrong)

 

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