So the pack arrived. Pouring rain, only screwed Lick My trunks Plans slightly. I quote " I came out today at about 3pm pre-layed trail, but now that it is washed away, I will be pulling this out of my ass"..........As we wasted what little flour was left on circle, we were off at 10 min as the pack couldn't wait for 12.

First beer near was at Tims Ugly Mug. We gathered for drinks, & beer was consumed. 2 more pitchers were ordered, but no one had cash. Oh! That's right, Lick My Trunk- did anyone mention you were to go back & pay for those??? Doodle & I were out front of the bar with our pups, & up walks a man with a blue trash bag. Doodle asks "Hey there! Whatcha got in that bag???" The guy replies, "oh- tonight is Kinky Sex Toy Trivia night." Low n behold, his blue garbage bag is filled to the hilt with Sex Toys n Pornos..........

After the beer check, the pack returned to trail. We picked up trail on the Thun Trail? Not sure how to spell that. We then came to a sign that said, dismount bikes here, because of an 80 foot downhill about an incline of slightly lower grade than we were at. Odd. That's all I have to say. I tried to get Glass Ass to stea it for me, but no go. Was gonna give that sign away as a Christmas present.....

Anyways, the pack is yet off & we get to the railroad tracks but the trains halted us from going further. We then go along the railroad tracks, & everyone is wondering where the heck is the beer???? Finally, after what seemed 10 mi, we come to a small creek, & tunnel, & inside was our beer! After some consumption, off again!

After what seemed hours, we get to a patch of pull off from the road, & apparently our hare tells Between Dicks to WAIT HERE. Well, we waited for what about an hour? Hmmmm. OK, Did they forget about us? So we decided to trek on. As we come back across the railroad tracks, 2 cops pull up, stop sideways in the middle of traffic, & get out & ask who was fighting? Apparently they got a phone call that there was a fight broken out. I remember Dirty Bath Turd saying, " Hashers? Nope, no fighting going on here...." Finally after a bit of conversing, Dee Snyder whom is now named, but forgets what his hash name is, pulls up. myself & a few of the rest of the pack jumps in his car, & we are off to the start of this LONG adventure.

Apres was at Lick My Trunks house, where we had to be VERY quiet as at this point it was close to 10:30? Burgers were consumed, & circle was done. Even though it rained HARD, it was still a good hash. Thank you Lick My Trunk!

A.N.G.E.L.

PS- Dirty Bath Turd- Please don't squat beside me to pee when I'm peeing again. Not only was it disturbing, but I had a hard time concentrating on what I was doing.

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Shitty trail.  Not the hares' fault the rain just washed everything away.  The first stop was at a Bar named Tims or something, they were having a sex toy party but we had to run.  We (the hash) owes the bar owner $ for 2 unpaid pitchers of Yueng that we drank.  Miles of train tracks sucked, drinking uner the train tracks in a tunnel was cool, but getting oral on trail was the best.  Got dark, we stopped and the FRB's said they would come back for us, so we waited at a junction.  Hours passed (a little embellishment there) and I finally started walking.  A man and a woman stopped by and asked if something was wrong and if we needed a ride.  Blahwbs had no problem with hopping rite in a car at night on a desolate windy country road by herself.  So off she went never to be seen again, but the worst part there is that she left her fucking husband there with us!!!  We kept walking.  Next fucking thing ya know is Cops cops cops.  Lights flashing, two local police cop cars and a state cop car.  The one speeds past us slams on his breaks, blocks both lanes on the road, the one in the rear gets out and  says what's going on here?  I said we are a running group officer, and we lost the rest of our group.  "A running group, huh?"  "We got a report that there was a fight and an ambulance was needed!"  No sir, not just we're just a bunch of athletes trying to improve our cardio-vascular endurance that's all.  After a few more minutes of talking and telling him I work at FIG he lightened up and I gave him the website address and invited him to come run with us sometime. 

                    --- Dirty Bath Turd   31July07