Let us remember 9

A good number of hashers assembled on this day. Everyone was anxious to start. Four virgins, a virgin hare, and a pack ready to go. Circle was drawn with question and answers, I felt like I was in school. Just Sarah, Just Shawn, Just Amy, Just Michelle, were paying close attention. One of the virgins needed to reverse her type A running shirt before hand. (runners in the pack). Hares were off, with the pack noticing OE to the right, and no sign of Uncle Fester. 12 minutes passed and the pack was in hot pursuit after OE. Ran us threw some muck, or as it was posted YUCK. Cross the road a ways to find it was false. So we run a muck again.

Back on track, trail headed for a large water pipe under the highway. (This time of year, the water is a bit cooler on your feet.) Wouldn't you know it, another fales. A run along the highway was at hand. Meanwhile, while all this was going on from the road a man on his motorcycle watched and saw this all unfold. He was glad to see the we were finally going the right way, andthat he saw the others an hour ago. Shortly after that sirens were heard cumming down the turnpike.

Trail lead the pack safely away from the highway to the first BN. There was a Quote "THE FREEDOM TO HASH & DRIVE(GOLF BALLS) There the pack was entertained with beer, a bag of golf balls, and all left handed clubs. Some of us faired well with the handy cap golf. Others became board, and found it easier to throw the ball in the air and hit it with the club. Deathwish needed to find a bat, so a 2 by 4 was found. Let the games begin.

After leaving, the pack heard yet some more sirens. Better keep moving, so they don�t find us. It seems like some fields, and then into a woods. ON to the next stop. There was a check, and Everyday and some virgin went one way, the pack went another. ONON was called but the 2 were nowhere to be found. SN. Kool, red, white, and blue. With the Quote "THE FREEDOM TO HASH AND DRINK" Red Raspberry Pucker, white Captain Morgan, and Blueberry schnapps. The pack was met my hare Just Lenora, who gave us the option to follow trail or short cut. Since it was getting close to twi-light. After consuming a few shots the pack decided it was best to short cut to the next BN. Shortcutting would miss the development and take us to our surprise. At the end of our short cut the pack was met with the 2 missing hasher who happened to take the trail around the development, but missed the shot.

With the pack back in full swing, we adventured down hill into a back yard where a bon fire was lit. How nice was that for the hares to have laid that for the pack. NO, wrong. Find the road and go down the street. There we found a sofa, filled with "FREE LOVE" Deathwish, Lunachic, and Delia fell right into it. ON ON to the next BN.

The BN was in the Future Micro Brewery in Reamstown. The Qoute"THE FREEDOM TO HASH & BREW CRAFT BEERS". What a fabulous establishment this place will be. A live micro-brewery, with a restaurant incorporated inside. Remnents from the ShowBoat Hotel in Reading, a beautiful piece. I am looking forward to visiting when it is complete. It turns out the a virgin and her family are the proud owners. After the grand tour, car backs were called.

You talk about a RedNeck party, a keg of beer, Uncle fester driving, Fart Connor, and Delia, Lunachic, Deathwish, Just Matt, and Lick My Trunk in the bed of the truck, driving through town. How kool is that? Pretty cold. Just Linda chose a warmer ride.

Back at the HHH, the pack was filled with burgers, dogs, macaroni salad, chips, and a pool. Deathwish showed his bellyflopping skills off of the top of his truck. Circle was drawn, and down downs were done. Wait we have a naming, just lenora. You know she milks for a living? The girls in the family have not been blessed, so from this day forward she shall be known as MILK DUDS.