Reading Hash #652

Monday 15MAY2006  7PM

Thun Trail Parking Lot

Hares: Deathwish, Eager Beaver, Rubber Balls

Well, it was a close call, but the rain stayed away! Visitors, Tour from H5, & F*ck Nana from LVH3 honored us w/ their presence, as well as 2 virgins, Just Lenorah, & Just Chris.

Hares were off- & Just Melissa, now named Pee'd By Me, came w/ me to pee in the woods. Only we didn't realize the hairs were hiding, about 10 ft away watching us! Now you see how she got the name.

After our first BN at Trooper Thorns, we were led back to our cars, & down the Thun Trail. After going down a fun slide to get under the overpass above us, we reached our 2nd BN. Half a case of Yeungling was consumed, & F*ck Nana carried the case along w/ us on trail. We were then led along a path, down along the river, & got to climb up the side of a steep hill. After running along the RR tracks, DOAS climbed up yet another steep hill, w/ the pack closely following. FALSE!, Back down yet again.  We were then led to  another trail IN THE DARK, that led us back down the embankment of the river. F*ck Nana was still carrying the case, as he literally had his feet swept out from underneath him. But the half case was saved! I remember thinking wow, I'm glad that wasn't me, only to find myself flying down the embankment, to have my virgin Just Chris, & F*ck Nana grabbed me in the nick of time! Shew! Only my feet got wet. The next thing the pack came across, was a very old sewer tunnel, that was even more pitch black than it was outside. Tour to the rescue, w/ his tiny 2 volt light! We headed in, it was deep & dark! After about 10 minutes, & I do recall alot of whining.... We came to a Y in the tunnel. No markings were found, so back out we went. The pack headed back out to the trail along the river, up a small hill to find Rubber Balls, holding a torch. Eager Beaver led half the pack one way, Deathwish another. A mammoth sized grill full of hot coals, hot dogs, burgers, kielbasa, & chicken was cooking. We were welcomed to "tribal council" as someone put it, & after looking around, it did resemble a survivor episode. Alot of Down Downs were issued, we had namings of Just Melissa- Pee'd By Me, & for what ever reason we renamed Crowed Please Her to Down & Dirty.

The only other thing I would like to mention, is thank you all for whom ever fed Marley the 2 Kielbasa sausages, a Hot Dog, & possibly chicken & burgers from the look of it, as I had the pleasure of cleaning up the 5 piles of dog puke off my living room floor upon wakening this morning. When you asked me if he could have a bite, I wouldn't have minded. But a bite is a bite! Not the whole thing!

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