The Hash Chronicles – 601-650

Remembering Hazy Recollections Of Past Hashes Since 2004

 

Hash #

601

Other:

Reading 600th Weekend Fat Boy Hash

Date:

6/20/04

 

Location:

Maple Grove Park

Hares:

Just Shows Up // Over Exposed

Hashers:

Decoy

 

 

Bunch of H5’ers

 

 

Deathwish

 

 

Bad Semen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

None – Included in price of 600th Weekend

Hash #

602

Other:

Annual July 4th Hash

Date:

7/04/04

 

Location:

Mt. Penn

Hares:

Bad Semen // Darth

Hashers:

Decoy

Girlie

Libby

Trailer Trash

Everyday

Tidy

Lorainna

Over-Exposed

Cousin It (Philly)

Flamer

Licks His Own Ph.

Dick Da Dick

Big Rig

Bagwan

Between Dicks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

603

Other:

COGO Hash: Farewell to our Afghanistan war bound bimbo

Date:

7/12/04

 

Location:

Brickerville

Hares:

Piglet

Hashers:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

604

Other:

Trailer Trash III

Date:

7/19/04

 

Location:

Lititz (Anthrax Scare)

Hares:

Trailer Trash / Over Exposed

Hashers:

Decoy

Others….

Between Dicks

Slippery Nipples

Quarter Pound Her

Piss Boy

Dick On A Stick

 

Just Shows Up

Piglet

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

605

Other:

Live Hares

Date:

8/2/04

Pulls Out Early's Virgin Haring

Location:

Quarry Soccer Fields, Wyomissing/Shillington

Hares:

Pulls Out Early // Decoy

Hashers:

Voyeur

Tour De Puke

 

Dumb & Dumber

Stupid Brother

 

Deathwish

Between Dicks

 

Just Shows Up

3 New Boots (Jjen/Jpaul/Jwayne)

 

Everyday

Bad Semen

 

Flamer

 

Hash Cash:

Pd $10 to Horn

Hash #

606

Other:

Pizza apres at cars

Date:

Mon 8/16/04 6:15PM

 

Location:

Thun Trail Parking Lot   Reading PA

Hares:

Everyday Asshole     Dick Da Dick

Hashers:

OE

Deathwish

Tour De Puke

JustTom (pacer)

JustGwen (pacer)

JustBeth (pacer)

Virgin Debbie

Dancing Fool

HOP (carhasher)

Willow (carhasher)

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

607

Other:

$15 Mesh Shirts - Some left - Buy!

Date:

Mon 8-30-04  6:30PM

Virgin Xcursion 11

Location:

Pendora Park  A-B to  Voyeur's home   Burgers, dogs, pool

Hares:

Voyeur        Flaming Asshole

Hashers:

OE

Everyday Asshole

Decoy

Just Shows Up

Roadkill

Between Dicks

Bushwacker

Girly Boy

Stupid Brother

Virgin Melissa

Virgin Dave

Tour de Puke

Deathwish

Dipshit

Dancing Fool

Just Debbie

Princess

Mr Bluster

Willow (carhasher)

JustPhil

JustErnie

Hareass

Other Brother Darrell

PHT (carhasher)

Desperate Dave

Ruff Butt

Bad Semen

Dumb&Dumber

Mo-Ron

JustDave

 

Hash Cash:

$5

Hash #

608

Other:

Two loops. BC1 back on ONON bar, BC2 under iron bridge. Covered bridge crossing, 4' deep stream swim. Food: HOT wings, chinese meat sticks, hamburgers. First night of Mon Nite Football

Date:

Mon 9-13-04 6:30P

Deathwish Reams Reamstown

Location:

Cocalico Tavern, Rt 272, Reamstown, Lancaster Co.

Hares:

Deathwish with minimal scouting

Hashers:

OE

Decoy

Everyday Asshole

Bad Semen

Flamer

Dick da Dick

 

Voyeur

Piss Boy (H5)

Between Dicks

Utterly Dickless (Dayton)

Wishboneher (Hockessin)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

609

Other:

PA Interhash 2 "Recovery Hash"

Date:  Sun 9/19/04

10:00AM

While much of PA was flooding, our weather was sunny and nice

Location:

Betz Park, Warren, PA.

Hares:

Decoy & Tutu Fairy (Nitwit Valley)

Hashers:

35 from all over

 

 

Hash Cash:

None (a PAIH event)

Hash #

610

 

Traditional Birthday Hash - 20 Yrs!

Date:

Wed 9/22/04

 

Location:

Plymouth Place & Reading Boulevard, Wyomissing

Hares:

Decoy, Flamer, Everyday (drew straws, catch hare & you become hare)

Hashers:

Tin Lizzy

Cameltoe

Bushwacker

PHT

Swampthing

Roadkill

Weird Science

Just Jordan

Just Sue

Just Beth

Between Dicks

Bullseye

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$15 to Hash Cash

Hash #

611

Other:

The last Monday hash of the season

Date:

Mon 9/27/04

Apres @ Bad's, burgers, hot tub, German music CDs

Location:

Stoudt's Brewery Clocktower, Rt 272, Adamstown PA

Hares:

Bad Semen

Hashers:

Overexposed

Everyday Asshole

Princess

Mr Bluster

EFT

Flamer

Between Dicks

JustBDsFriend

Cause For Blindness

Just Shows Up

Big Rig

Swamp Thing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

612-B

Other:  A-A

The "Meet Mr Yuengling " Hash

Date:

Sat 10-9-04

1st Anniversary of The Ritz, 175th Anniversary of Yuengling Beer

Location:

The Ritz, Rt 23 New Holland, Lancaster County

Hares:

Just Shows Up, Quarter Pound Her, Fart Connor

Hashers:

Overexposed

Scratch& Sniff

Licky Me

Melon Balls

Just Kat

V. Just Andy

V. Just Tom

V. Just _____

Beth Has Beer

It's Ok I Own...

Just Jeanne

Delia

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$4

Hash #

613

Other:

"Fill In The Gap" Hash

Date:

Sun 10-17-2004

Rumson Style

Location:

Shillington Park

Hares:

Decoy

Hashers:

Mr Bluster

Princess

Everyday Asshole

Between Dicks

Big Rig

Bad Semen

Cause For Blindness

Fart Conner

Delia (dog)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

None - Rumson Style

Hash #

614

Other:

United Nations Day Hash

Date:

Sunday 10-28-04

International Giveaway - Kazakstan Hars

Location:

Quality Inn, Oregon Pike (Rt 272), Lancaster County

Hares:

OE

Hashers:

Everyday Asshole

Bad Semen

Horn of Plenty

JSU

Licky Me

Melon Balls

Mt Everbreast

Power Balls

Fart Conner

Ruffie

Deathwish

Big Rig

Between Dicks

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$13 - paid                   Dogs: Delia & BigRig's

Hash #

615

Other:

Their Annual Extravaganza

Date:

Sunday 11-7-04

Apres: Hares residence, catered food?

Location:

 

Hares:

Princess & Mr Bluster

Hashers:

Everyday Asshole

Darth

Between Dicks

Decoy

Swamp Thing

NFB

Pulls Out Early

Just Gregg

Just Dogg(shizzle?)

Just Scot

Just Christie

Just Bob

Just Jennifer

Just_____

Just_____

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$11

Hash #

616

Other:

Just Wayne became Little Bitty Titty

Date:

10-14-04

Pork Me's SECOND haring (first was 6yrs ago). Outdoor apres with firepit

Location:

Rustic Park, Birdsboro

Hares:

Pork Me, Just Corinne, Just Tony, and Between Dicks

Hashers:

Bad

Decoy

Girlie Boy

Darth

Bushwacker

Swamp Thing

EveryFuckingTime

Stupid Brother

Tidy Bowl

Lorena The LB

Flamer

Everyday Asshole

M'Orally Challenged

Vagina Whiner

Just Erik

Tour De Puke

Little Bitty Titty

PHT (car hasher)

Deathwish (car hasher)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$18

Hash #

617

Other: 50degF

Had a great time doing a DE Valley Orienteering Association trail. Made our own beer checks on trail. Disregarded their timing Nazi as he marked "You're on the clock"  Decoy laid a short 1BN hash trail after we completed the o-trail

Date:

Sun 11/28/04

10:30AM  Orienteering Hash

Location:

Egelman Park just down the mountain from the Pagoda

Hares:

Decoy

Hashers:

OE

Everyday Asshole

Big Rig (carhasher)

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

None. OE supplied the beer. No hash cash collected

Hash #

618

Other:

Santa F*@#'s The Hash

Date:

Sat 12/11/04

Naming: JustDoug to AKA because he tried naming himself

Location:

Pendora Park: Apres at Johnny & Hon's

Hares:

NFB, Girlie, Dogbreath

Hashers:

Just Karen

Just Shawn (2nd)

AKA

Delinkwent

Cause for Blindness

Lockjaw

Grizz

Decoy

Bad Semen

Everyday Asshole

Bushwacker

Horn O Plenty

Clueless

Pulls Out Early

Lorena

Tidy Bowl

Mo-Ron

Roadkill

Between Dicks

Little Bitty Titty

Swamp Thing

Stupid Brother

Willow (car hasher)

Flamer

Darth

Piglet

Big Rig

Fart Conner

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

619

Other: Official Road Trip

H5 #236

Date:

12-18-04   1:30PM

Harrisburg -Hershey Xmas Hash (Pizza)

Location:

Valentino's Cafe, Lancaster    A-A

Hares:

Pissboy, GHRO, Piglet (who found time to hare for H5 but not Reading)

Hashers:

Overexposed

Everyday Asshole

Little Bitty Titty

Between Dicks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

None, An Official Roadtrip to the H5 Xmas Hash

Hash #

620

Other:

JustJeannie gets named

Semen Surprise

Date:

Sun 1-2-2005

Get Naughty At Nolde

Location:

Church Rd Parking Lot - Nolde Forest

Hares:

JSU, Quarter Pound Her, JAFO

Hashers:

OE

Polly

Darth

Decoy

Big Rig

Flamer

Mormen Or Women

Trouser Trout

JustJenn (virgin)

AKA

Everyday Asshole

Fart Conner

DOAS

Bad Semen

Girly Boy

Bushwacker

Horn O Plenty

Tour de Puke

Dancing Fool

Licky Me (CH)

Melon Balls (CH)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

$20 turned in that day

Hash #

621

Other:   $6

H5's Just Dan gets named Cock Blocker

Date:

Sun 1-16-05

Pathetic RH3 turnout

Location:

DOAS' House: Eagle football at 1P, ONON at 4P      A-A, 3BC, 1Hr

Hares:

DOAS

Hashers:

OE

Everyday Asshole

Decoy

Scratch & Sniff

Tour de Puke

Bushrat

Licky Me

Melon Balls

Cock Blocker

Pump Kin Head

Chapped Lips

Deathwish

Just Nic

Just Frank

Apollo 13

Wild Thing

Stiff On Toe Poke Her

Self Service

T-Bo

Jello Slut

Quarterstick

M'Orally

Vagina Whiner

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

622

Other:

The "Real Paint" Hash

Date:

1-29-05

 

Location:

RACC Parking Lot

Hares:

HOP & Polly (mystery hare)  Apres at Borelli's

Hashers:

OE

Bad Semen

Flamer

Darth

Scratch & Sniff

Between Dicks

Little Bitty Titty (carhasher)

Just Nic

Just Morgan (virgin)

Just Kathy(virgin)

Just Beth

Big Rig

Dick On A Stick

Just Jenn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

Hash Cash was present and accounted for funds

Hash #

623

Other:

Just Melissa named ANGEL

Date:

Sun 2-13-05

Apres: Van Reed Inn

Location:

The Stilling Basin - Blue Marsh Lake

Hares:

Decoy

Hashers:

Overexposed

Everyday Asshole

Bad

Big Rig

Horn O Plenty (auto)

PHT (auto)

Little Bitty Titty

Between Dicks (auto)

Just Melissa, now ANGEL

Just Brad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

624

Other:

JustTom named ALFRED E.

Just Gwen named ANALIZER

Date:

Sun 2-20-05

Apres: The Magnificent Penn-View Hotel Rm 124. Teeny thong found on trail, whitetails spooked from the woods by the pack and one got run over right in front of us.

Location:

Chef Alan's Parking Lot

Hares:

Darth

Hashers:

Overexposed

Everyday Asshole

PHT

Alfred E.

Analizer

Virgin Just Pete

Virgin Just George

Between Dicks (car hasher again)

Little Bitty Titty ( car hasher)

Just Some Bimbo, her second time what is her name?

Just Morgan (just left early)

Big Rig

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

??

Hash #

625

Other:

 

Date:

Sunday 2-27-05

 

Location:

 

Hares:

Tuna & Sack-O-Shit

Hashers:

Everyday Asshole

Decoy

DOAS

Fart Connor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

626

Other:

 

Date:

Sunday 3-13-05

St Patrick's Day Hash

Location:

ONON: Gouglersville Fire Co  ONIN: Adamstown Transfer Company

Hares:

Stupid Brother, Dumb & Dumber, Swamp Thing

Hashers:

Bad Semen

Just Pete

Everyday Asshole

Just George

Road Kill

Between Dicks

Little Bitty Titty

Horn O Plenty

Just Sue

Decoy

DOAS

Overexposed(CH)

Tidy Bowl

Lorena The LB

Bushwacker

NFB

Flamer

Just Kathy

Jack

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

627

Other:

Apres at Yuengling Mansion

Date:

Sunday April 3rd 2005

Anthracite Absurdity

Location:

Pottsville

Hares:

Roadkill, Flamer....

Hashers:

PHT

Tin Lizzy

Everyday Asshole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

628

Other:

 

Date:

April 17th 2005

 

Location:

 

Hares:

 

Hashers:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

629

Other:

1.92m in 1h6m

Date:

Monday May 2nd 2005

2/3 of pack got lost and went back. Apres at Just Beth/Comes When She Pleases

Location:

Corner House Tavern - Lancaster Ave

Hares:

Decoy

Hashers:

OE

JustKathy

PHT

Just Beth/CWSP

(auto hasher)

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

630

Other:

2.65miles in 1h32m

Date:

Monday May 16th 2005

Circle: On trail, Apres: Mimmo's (pushing us to get out, last call is 930P, closes at 10P)

Location:

Thun Trail, Rt 10, Reading

Hares:

Everyday Asshole

Hashers:

Overexposed

Willow

Just Mike

Between Dicks

Little Bitty Titty

JustSue

JustKathy (carhasher)

Swamp (carhasher)

Tour De Puke (Hbg)

WishBoneHer (Hockessin)

Dancing Fool (Philadelphia)

Stupid Brother (carhasher)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

631

Other:

ONON: Hamburg Auto Parts Parking Lot  Apres: American House Hotel

Date:

Sun June 5th 2005

Reading-Lehigh Valley Interhash

Location:

Hamburg, PA.

Hares:

OE, Decoy ( with LVH3's Quick-N-Little, Ateapuss Complex)

Hashers:

Bad Semen

Horn O Plenty

Just Shows Up

Everyday Asshole

Quarter Pound Her

Flamer

Big Rig (and pooch)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

632

Other:

Hash Trash

Naming: Just Mike = You're My F'ing Hero. Milk toast to Justy's milk. Strawberries and ice cream.

Date:

Mon 6-27-05

"Farewell To Justy's Milk" Hash

Location:

Clover Farms Dairy Truck Lot, Rt 61

Hares:

Decoy, JSU, OE

Hashers:

Big Rig

YMF Hero

Everyday Asshole (Carhasher)

Tour de Puke

Deckhead

Ruff Buff

Doctor Dave

Bad Semen (car hasher)

Dancin Felon (recycler)

Quarter Pound Her

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

Paid $10

Hash #

633

Other:

Apres at Polly's House

Date:

7-4-2005

Annual Independence Day Mt Penn Hash

Location:

Fire Tower

Hares:

Decoy & Bad

Hashers:

Overexposed

Horn O Plenty

Cousin It (Philly)

Prickly Pete

Dick Da Dick

Mo'Ron

Just _________

Pissboy (H5)

Everyday Asshole

Glass Ass

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

634

Other:

Apres on top of tractor trailer

Date:

7-24-2005

Bigrig's First "Last Minute" Hash

Location:

Morgantown Holiday Inn

Hares:

Deathwish  &  Bigrig

Hashers:

Just Sara

M'Orally Challenged

Vagina Whiner

Everyday

Tour de Puke

Decoy

Just Nancy

A.N.G.E.K.

Gopher Poke Her

Just Mike

DOAS

Just Sandra

Shut The F Up

Just Patricia

Just Curt

 

 

 

 

Hash Cash:

 

Hash #

635

Other:

Franklin Roosevelt statue, BC2 at Victor's Cafe

Date:

Mon 8-1-05

Just George Named Bi Curious George

Location:

Shillington Lowe's  6:30PM       A-B

Hares:

Decoy, Virgin Hare Prickly Pete, Virgin Hare Just George

Hashers:

OE

Everyday Asshole

Bad

Flamer

Just Laurie

Just Funk

Just Brian